'Weak end? Strong beginning!'

‘A good line is the shortest distance between two points.’

‘100% there? 100% win!’

‘A wrecked car is much better than a wrecked life!’

“Remember the ‘gentle’ in ‘Gentlemen start your engines!’.”

‘Boogity, Boogity... I hope there are no buggity, buggities!’

‘Rubbin’ is raunchy!’

‘Draftin’ doesn’t mean Budweiser!’

‘A cat has nine lives. Your fellow racer only has one.’

‘An honest wind creates an honest win.’

‘Leadin’? Remember, the leader is behind the pack in the next lap.’

‘Never pit yourself against your pit crew.’

‘I’d rather pit than spit!’

‘Remember–you can’t cross the finish line with no fuel and no tires!’

‘Yellow flags are the result of yellow driving.’

‘Black Flag ain’t a bug killer!’

‘The longer the race, the longer you have to be patient.’

‘Passing cars–of itself–can be about as meaningful as passing gas. You feel better,

but did you offend someone?’

‘The reason cows aren’t allowed to graze on the racetrack is because some drivers just don’t know how to get ‘round a stationary object!’